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You can Now Buy Extra Lives with 1-Up Mushrooms!

If you are a hardcore Mario Brothers fan, you might be interested to learn that ThinkGeek is selling the very 1-Up mushrooms so you stay alive in the case of death.  (Now, that’s a joke, please don’t go out there and kill yourself plz!)

The instructions are pretty simple. All you do is add potting soil to the green sewer-pipe-shaped flower pot, and push the spores deep into it. Soak the soil with water using the dropper, add a squirt of the food solution, and then it’s off to a dark location for a few wee

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Consumer DIY – How to Save Money on Everything You Buy Using Online Coupons!

Well, I’ve noticed myself using more and more online coupons to buy practically everything from mattresses, computers, laptops, and etc…etc…

Anyways, today, I will tell you how to save money on everything you buy using online coupons.  For those of you doing this already, you are an expert.  But for those who don’t know, this could help you save money and send 1% back to me.  (j/k can you take a joke?)

So here’s my mind process whenever BEFORE I buy ANYTHING:

1. Search on Google, “Product Coupon”.  For example, if you were b

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HD Camera/Camcorder Review Under $200!

Well, I am about to buy an HD camera/camcorder so I figured I’d do a market analysis (or review) of all the HD camera/camcorders out there that are under $200.

For one, I am looking for following qualities in an HD camera:

    HD quality (at least 720P) videos – I want to be able to record high-res videos that I can also upload to high-res video websites. Ability to use SD cards for extra memory or a hard disk – I don’t want a fixed internal memory, that’d make the camcorder completely useless if I am on a boat and I run out of memory.  (No, I don&

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Office Hack – How to Deal with Racist Jokes!

Well, here’s one way you can deal with racist jokes at work:

My recommendation? Play dumb. Put on a bewildered expression, act as if you don’t understand the joke, and ask your co-worker to explain it to you. He will not be able to explain why the joke is funny without evoking a racist stereotype. You can then question the veracity of this stereotype, thus pointing out the racism of the joke, without being confrontational and without humiliating your co-worker. Rac

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Most In-human Cat Carrier Design!

Although this is just a joke, this Cat Carrier should receive an award for the world’s most in-human cat carrier.  Everything looks fine except I don’t think the cat will appreciate a dildo up her/his arse and the head cap which probably break the cat’s head more than hold it.

Of course, if you really hate cats, you can immerse yourself with Cat Arse Sharpener and the

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Binary Rings for Geeky Girlfriends!

This Binary ring might do the job for pleasing your super-geeky girlfriend who talks in terms of 0s and 1s rather than numbers or words.

Okay, the joke apart, you can actually “code” your favorite numbers into the binary ring for remembering special dates, etc…etc…

Now, for guys, we do have these two watches:

Tokyoflash Binary watch

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German Mom puts her baby on sale at eBay!

A German mom put her baby on sale at eBay for 1 euro.  Of course, it was just a joke but… remember this, “THERE ARE NO REFUNDS!”

Didn’t the doctors tell her this when she left the hospital?

A woman who earlier tried to sell her baby on eBay was reunited with the infant after being investigated by German authorities. The police were alerted after several people called to complain about the eBay auction offering the 8 month old because he “cries too much,” the opening bid was for just 1 Euro. eBay, as expected, removed the auction as soon as

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San Jose State opens active campus on Second Life

I did get a golf scholarship to San Jose State about 10 years ago, (which I promptly refused for a better school) they are now opening their “virtual” online campus on Second Life.

Is this a joke?

Well I am glad I am not going to college ever never ever again… That’d be horrible to have to use a virtual world to go to class…

San Jose State University in the heart of Silicon Valley has built a campus at Second Life, the popular virtual world created by Linden Lab in San Francisco.

The virtu

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Bettine Lamp is made from 315 Ping Pong balls and my PC is made from 10 Golf Balls!

Okay my PC is not made from 10 golf balls, that was just a joke but here’s Bettine Lamp, made from 315 Ping Pong balls.  Isn’t it great?

The Dutch designer Diaz Kleefstra meticulously put together this hanging lamp so you can have diffuse light while toeing the line between über chic and über geek. It’s called the ‘Bettine’ lamp because it’s named after famous female Dutch table tennis player Bettine Vriesekoop.

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DIY – Dirty Tricks to Double your Traffic and talk trash all day long

If you have noticed our post about how to be a moron and learn to not be rich, that WAS a big joke so go check out Can’t Get Rich and learn how to double your traffic by collaborating on a “set” blog-fight and talking trash all day long to bring more traffic.

BTW, Geoff, that was a lot of fun. Let’s do another one soon. We will have to stage it better o

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