Here’s a fun way to hack some MP3 voices into an old Intercom so you can fool your guests with some dialogue such as this:
(Mr. Rooney walks up to the front door and presses the round, faded intercom button) (The Ferris Intercom outputs a hardy “DING-DONG”) (two second pause) Ferris Intercom: “Who is it?” (Mr. Rooney presses the intercom button) Mr. Rooney: “It’s Mr. Rooney” (Mr. Rooney releases the intercom button) (two second pause) Ferris Intercom: “Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t
