Want to defy those flying bullets with a clipboard? Did I hear a clipboard???
Yes, this Bulletproof Clipboard does exactly that, stops up to a 9mm bullet, rated at level 2 body armor.
I think this is perhaps a good clipboard you can slip into your chest the next time you get into a gun shooting.
Each Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is a section of Level II body armor, with a clip attached to hold the paper. Level II body armor is tough enough to stop the penetration of 9mm bullets and all those stopped by Level I and Level IIA. The Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard is the toughest clipboard we’ve ever held. Sure, it’s heavy, but when you own a clipboard that can stop bullets, weight doesn’t matter anymore. Nothing matters anymore, other than your own awesomeness for being the only person in the office to own a Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard. Oh yeah.
Here’s a video of the Bulletproof Clipboard in action: