Tired of picking up those calls, do you just want to kill yourself? Now you actually kinda can without killing yourself by making yourself a DIY Russian Roulette gun phone such as this one where you can answer calls by shooting yourself in the ear.
I decided to mod a Bluetooth earpiece for my phone out of a kids plastic toy gun. Now, I look forward to receiving a call from the First Lady while I’m at work. I draw the gun out of my pocket, stick the barrel in my ear (the speaker is in the business end), and pull the trigger to answer the call.