Lol… here’s Robo Vacuum for your desk. Robo Vacuum will suck and clean all your debris on your desk. This is a great alternative to having a Roomba, which would be too big for any desk anyways.
Picking up life’s little messes! The desktop robot that never gets tired of cleaning up your sloppy mess. Simply push the top button to activate suction and slide over dry crumbs, pencil shavings or other debris. Powered by two AA batteries (not included). Three colors to choose from.

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