Do you have Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
Here’s a perfect tool for you. Check out this cool extender for your digital camera. Of course, you could probably make one yourself with an old golf club.
This is a good way to get those self portraits right once and for all. The self portrait arm will make your crappy, unfocused shots into instant masterpieces. Not to mention, make you look really dorky while taking them. Also you could easily fashion one of these for yourself with an old golf club or a stick.