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You can Now Buy Extra Lives with 1-Up Mushrooms!

by max on June 2nd, 2009
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If you are a hardcore Mario Brothers fan, you might be interested to learn that ThinkGeek is selling the very 1-Up mushrooms so you stay alive in the case of death. (Now, that’s a joke, please don’t go out there and kill yourself plz!) The instructions are pretty simple. All you do is add potting soil to the green sewer-pipe-shaped flower pot, and push the spores deep into ...

Consumer DIY - How to Save Money on Everything You Buy Using Onli ...

by max on February 12th, 2009
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Well, I’ve noticed myself using more and more online coupons to buy practically everything from mattresses, computers, laptops, and etc…etc… Anyways, today, I will tell you how to save money on everything you buy using online coupons. For those of you doing this already, you are an expert. But for those who don’t know, this could help you save money and send 1 ...

HD Camera/Camcorder Review Under $200!

by max on January 28th, 2009
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Well, I am about to buy an HD camera/camcorder so I figured I’d do a market analysis (or review) of all the HD camera/camcorders out there that are under $200. For one, I am looking for following qualities in an HD camera: HD quality (at least 720P) videos - I want to be able to record high-res videos that I can also upload to high-res video websites. Ability to use SD cards for e ...

Office Hack - How to Deal with Racist Jokes!

by max on October 6th, 2008
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Well, here’s one way you can deal with racist jokes at work: My recommendation? Play dumb. Put on a bewildered expression, act as if you don’t understand the joke, and ask your co-worker to explain it to you. He will not be able to explain why the joke is funny without evoking a racist stereotype. You can then question the veracity of this stereotype, thus pointing out the ra ...

Most In-human Cat Carrier Design!

by max on September 23rd, 2008
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Although this is just a joke, this Cat Carrier should receive an award for the world’s most in-human cat carrier. Everything looks fine except I don’t think the cat will appreciate a dildo up her/his arse and the head cap which probably break the cat’s head more than hold it. Of course, if you really hate cats, you can immerse yourself with Cat Arse Sharpener and the ...

Binary Rings for Geeky Girlfriends!

by max on July 1st, 2008
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This Binary ring might do the job for pleasing your super-geeky girlfriend who talks in terms of 0s and 1s rather than numbers or words. Okay, the joke apart, you can actually “code” your favorite numbers into the binary ring for remembering special dates, etc…etc… Now, for guys, we do have these two watches: Tokyoflash Binary watch LED Binary watch via ringoblog ...

German Mom puts her baby on sale at eBay!

by max on June 4th, 2008
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A German mom put her baby on sale at eBay for 1 euro. Of course, it was just a joke but… remember this, “THERE ARE NO REFUNDS!” Didn’t the doctors tell her this when she left the hospital? A woman who earlier tried to sell her baby on eBay was reunited with the infant after being investigated by German authorities. The police were alerted after several people c ...

San Jose State opens active campus on Second Life

by max on June 1st, 2008
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I did get a golf scholarship to San Jose State about 10 years ago, (which I promptly refused for a better school) they are now opening their “virtual” online campus on Second Life. Is this a joke? Well I am glad I am not going to college ever never ever again… That’d be horrible to have to use a virtual world to go to class… San Jose State University in t ...

Bettine Lamp is made from 315 Ping Pong balls and my PC is made f ...

by max on May 28th, 2008
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Okay my PC is not made from 10 golf balls, that was just a joke but here’s Bettine Lamp, made from 315 Ping Pong balls. Isn’t it great? The Dutch designer Diaz Kleefstra meticulously put together this hanging lamp so you can have diffuse light while toeing the line between über chic and über geek. It’s called the ‘Bettine’ lamp because it’s named after famous fem ...

DIY - Dirty Tricks to Double your Traffic and talk trash all day ...

by max on December 19th, 2007
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If you have noticed our post about how to be a moron and learn to not be rich, that WAS a big joke so go check out Can’t Get Rich and learn how to double your traffic by collaborating on a “set” blog-fight and talking trash all day long to bring more traffic. BTW, Geoff, that was a lot of fun. Let’s do another one soon. We will have to stage it better or pick a ...