Schwetty(Sweaty) Balls make a great Gift for your Golfoholic Friend!

If you have a friend who likes to joke about sweaty balls and his golf game, you might want to give him one of these really cool “Schwetty” balls for his next birthday. (If Greg Norman doesn’t win, I am selling this blog for sure…)
Hilarious Schwetty™ Balls make a great gag gift for the guy on your list with a sense of ballsy humor…retirees, bachelor parties, birthdays and more! Regulation golf balls comes imprinted with an L or R (for Left and Right) so you dont grab someone elses ball by mistake!
How to Become 3 Inches Taller through Surgery!

Here’s a guy in Germany who gets his hips sawed off then a remotely controlled rod implanted in his legs as shown above to lengthen his legs.
I remember my mom telling me about these new hormones that could help kids grow taller about 20 years ago now you can do it with a simple (or should I say risky) surgery.
Only 4,000 people in the world have done this so far so there is no telling what kinds of side effects there are. If any, you should expect some pain when you age past 50.
Now, if this thing is successful for the next decade, we could even have NBA players who might get this surgery done to add couple more inches and edge to their game. Heck, there’d be thousands of other sports professionals who might take “advantage” of this.
For me and my golf game?
Heck no, I hit the ball longer than taller people all my life, I don’t need to cheat in life to get ahead.
In Germany, Jeff’s femurs (thighbones) were severed by a surgical saw. The surgeon inserted a rodlike telescoping implant in the bone canal of each leg, bridging the cut. He fastened each rod in place with four pins. The next morning Jeff stood up on his new legs and took a few steps on crutches.
He spent seven days in the hospital and the next 10 weeks, the lengthening phase, at a nearby residence. After the surgery, a sticky blood mass called a callus—the beginning of new bone—formed on each of his broken femurs. Jeff’s job was to click a remote control that signaled the rod to telescope out one millimeter a day, stretching the bone callus with it. He describes the feeling in pubescent terms, as “an intense growth spurt.” Then, during his last six to eight weeks in Germany, he waited for the bone to knit together and harden in its new, longer form.
Top 10 Best Golf Gadgets!
To celebrate that Tiger won today, (congrats Tiger) here’s top 10 best golf gadgets:

10. At number 10, the Golf Simulator is a must for your fat wallet. When I have enough money, I am gettin’ one of these in my gigantic garage.

9. The golf ball mouse and mousepad are pretty good sign you are a golf addict.

8. Of course, golf doesn’t always cost a lot of money. With little creativity, you can create your own golf hole for putting in your house using a single Pringles box.

7. Yes, you can get theese autonomous golf cart robots, a lot better than carrying your clubs or pushing that ol’ golf cart around. Then again, you can “jump” over stuff with these things…

6. The RC golf ball is a great gadget for playing tricks on your partners when you play for some serious money.

5. Windproof Umbrella is a great umbrella for those windy courses where winds can reach up to 30-50MPH.

4. Golden Tee Golf is a classic golf game you must have regardless of how many great Wii golf games you have.

3. Heart rate monitor watch is a must if you are serious about monitoring your heart rates during intense competition.

2. Pop that putt out of there and get your money on your next putting bets.

1. Of course, you can’t miss out on making one of these golf club POVs I invented couple years back.
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Well, I’ve been focusing on my golf game lately, my swing’s getting better and better so let’s see if I can make the tour in the next year or two.

