I usually fart enough that I don’t need this machine to scare off my family members but with the Remote Controlled Fart Machine, you can guarantee someone is always farting during dinner.

Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds from up to 100 feet away! This is the greatest gag gift ever made - just hide the 3″ battery powered speaker on or near the vicinity of someone, press the remote button that is small enough to keep in your pocket, and watch the embarrassment begin! Requires 9v battery not included.

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This money jar isn’t your average joe.  The Digital Coin Counting Money Jar can count your loose change.

Of course, you only know how much total you have, it’s not like the coin sorter.

• Looking for a smart coin jar? You found it.
• This ingenious model electronically counts every coin as it slips thru the slot.
• Then, sums up your total depostis and siplays them on easy to read LCD Screen.
• Great for Kids, home, office and even your Grandpa or Grandma.
• Made primarily of plastic. Features a twist-off lid and high-tech titanium finish

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Here’s a great way to fool your guests with the invisible picture holder.  Simply stick it on the back of any photo you wish you display frame-lessly.

The invisible picture holder works by utilizing tiny spiral clamps at both ends to hold your picture, and curves itself into a stand. It can feel like magic to unsuspecting eyes. Get yours today and make your photos even more magical.

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No Smoking Ashtrays can actually make you smoke more.  The one above can be had for $14.99 over at 1ofaKindStuff.com.

Of course, this one is a little more discreet.  I think as long as you place the cigarettes outside the red paint, you are good to go.  This one is a little cheaper at $8.99 over at gadgetgoodies.com.

But yes, both No Smoking ashtrays would make a great gift for your fellow smoker friend without looking like you promote his/her habits.

Add some flesh to your home by getting one of these ridiculously cool Barcode Doormats.

You, for one, will welcome your Robot Overlords by doing some of the work well in advance. Place this stylish doormat in front of your domicile to show you are open and happy to be included in the first generation of capitulators.

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If you happen to have a job requiring first-class suits and nice shoes, you will need to invest about $200 on one of these electric shoe polishers to get your shoes shined right.  Of course, even if you don’t have such a job, you might want to consider getting one if you own expensive dress shoes.

finest floor model that buffs a magnificent shine in just seconds. A tall man’s hand-height, push button control has been added for extra convenience and stability. Great for home use as well as public traffic areas. Comes with handle in place.

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Okay, here’s a cool set of solar powered fairy LED lights you can use anywhere including your exisiting outdoor umbrella bench.

The idea of hanging twinkly lights around the garden is a great one. Unfortunately regular fairy lights are liable to short-circuit the second you unfurl the mains lead extension. Not so our hassle-free Solar Powered Fairy Lights.

The clue’s in the name because these magical lights are powered by one of the hottest stars in the universe. No, not Jessica Alba (although that would be good). We’re talking about the sun. So as well as being eco-friendly, you won’t have to run cables out the back door or risk electrocuting your guests come nightfall.

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Okay, here’s definitely a must-get wrist gadget when you are working around your house, a magnetic wristband that can hold screws, nuts, bolts, and anything small and metal.

Handyman’s Helper is for you. The ridiculously strong magnet in this “magwear” holds onto hardware, small tools and other metallic objects…it’s so strong you can actually pile the hardware on in layers. Perfect for working on ladders, in crawlspaces, hanging pictures, under cars, or in any situation where you don’t want to loose your stuff.

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Other places you can get the magnetic wristband

Magnetic wristband over at Sportys - $21.95

MagnoGrip at ThinkGeek - $14.99

Here’s a soap that looks like a mouse and let’s you clean yourself in the shower without doing all that clicking.  You might want to consider this as a gift for your uber-geeky friends.

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