No Smoking Ashtrays can actually make you smoke more.  The one above can be had for $14.99 over at 1ofaKindStuff.com.

Of course, this one is a little more discreet.  I think as long as you place the cigarettes outside the red paint, you are good to go.  This one is a little cheaper at $8.99 over at gadgetgoodies.com.

But yes, both No Smoking ashtrays would make a great gift for your fellow smoker friend without looking like you promote his/her habits.

Add some flesh to your home by getting one of these ridiculously cool Barcode Doormats.

You, for one, will welcome your Robot Overlords by doing some of the work well in advance. Place this stylish doormat in front of your domicile to show you are open and happy to be included in the first generation of capitulators.

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Do you have enemies you need to voodootize?  Well, here’s a simple solution, an Ouch “Voodoo” Toothpick Holder where you can pick on the doll with toothpicks.

Even without the Voodoo effects, you can probably get some of that stress out during your breaks.

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Here’s an innovative way to market your keyboard.  Save money by not printing the characters and market them by telling people this empty keyboard will help you become a Touch Typist.

Lol…regardless, it’s a great product.

Their marketing statement:

Whether learning to touch-type or already a touch typist, within a few weeks, you will memorize the character locations and you will be touch-typing like a pro without looking at the keys. It works each and every time. If you want to take your typing skills to the next level, Das Keyboard Ultimate is the keyboard for you.

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If you thought humping USB dog was too x-rated, here’s a slightly more G-rated version, a Crunching dog USB that does sit-ups.

They’ve got the Dalmation, Beagle, and Labrader USB dogs, all with a six-pack.

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Here’s a soap that looks like a mouse and let’s you clean yourself in the shower without doing all that clicking.  You might want to consider this as a gift for your uber-geeky friends.

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If you are into Pyro-geek or simply need a time bomb to wake you up in the morning, we got the perfect Time Bomb Alarm Clock that will do the job without exploding on you.

It is easy to set the time and alarm, then to view the time simply press down on the ‘bomb’ and it reveals a digital display (cleverly projected from inside the bomb). When sleepy time is sadly over, just pull the fuse to stop that outrageous noise!

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Now you can enjoy hair-rising torture with your friends at home!

Experience the gruesome Shocker electric chair with 2,000 volts involved. It’s guaranteed to make you tingle. Let your friends see the smoke rise as the voltage is increased.

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Yey, Batpod looks like a real cool deal for all of us.

Here’s some more pics of Batmobile too:

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