If you can’t drink it, it’s not beer but if you can talk to it, it could be a Budweiser telephone. (or just a beer bottle and you got too drunk)

Too bad, the beer bottle isn’t real glass, making it too easy to tell it’s not a real beer bottle.

• Very Vivid Budweiser beer shape phone.
• Beer Telephone is prefect as a decoration in your bedroom / living-room / bar-table / computer desk / pub / snack store
• Last Number Redial.
• The functions of “*” and “#” button are not the same as usual telephones. The”*” button is for Redial, and the “#” button is for Pause. There are no usual “*” and “#” button in the Phone.
• Enter your desired numbers, suppose the line is busy, just press the reset button and press”*” then the last number will be redialed automatically
• When rings, pick up your phone, you will be incontact with your caller
• Just stand the phone upright on any flat surface to hang up, lift to get dial tone.
• Both Headphones and mike are attached on the body of the Budweiser bottle.

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If you have been looking for a door stop that looks like a key, (not that you would ever in a million years) you can get the Key to the Doorstop.

If you need to keep any door open here’s likely the most appropriate door stop, a giant key, simply ingenious (that may be going a bit far).

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This RC stingray has to be one of the most innovative yet disturbing radio controlled toys ever.

Heck, it doesn’t even look like a stingray to me, maybe a badly designed airplane with its wings shoved up its butt.

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The hardest part about this doormat, “which side is up?”

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Here’s a humorous pose of the Chinese SWAT team practicing on segways. (Or maybe it was a scene in the movie shooting…)

I really think this is a really good idea as parts of busy Chinese metropolitan streets will let the segway travel much faster than anything other than motorcycles and bikes.

As for shooting shot guns from a segway, I’d have to say you need more training though.

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Wow, this is kinda nifty robot.  It’s an RC controlled tortoise(or turtle) that does absolutely nothing but go really slow.

R/C Tortoise is a very simple r/c tortoise “bot” with direct control, using a 4 channel radio system.
It uses 4 sub micro servos, and each axis of the transmitter stick controls a servo.

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Get the Connect-A-Desk, a laptop holder that lets you type on your laptop while standing up or walking around.

Connect-A-Desk is the laptop desk that connects to you so that you can use your laptop anywhere while on your feet. The Connect-A-Desk laptop harness & desk system makes any laptop truly mobile. Taking notes with a full size keyboard while having the ability to move around can be of great value to almost any laptop user. Protect your laptop or tablet pc from being dropped while improving performance with the Connect-A-Desk. See a video demonstration at connect-a-desk.com.

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Love Dachshund?  Here’s a set of Dachshund salt and pepper shakers to show your passion for your doggies.

Our dachshund shakers bring delight to the dinner table with their unique, elongated design. The dachshund parts pull off for easy filling. Salt and pepper dispense from the “tail” ends. Rubber and stainless steel. 4″ long.

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Do you have a fettish with old school technology?  Here’s a dial phone watch to make you look super old school.  It’s not cheap but at $80, it’s a good investment for your great looks.

This watch is gimmicky but it’s also completely brilliant. Dial 117 and the watch will speak the time to you. Dial the wrong number and you get the message, “We are sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check and call again.” The alarm is a wake-up call. The only problem with this is people will ask you for the time all the time just to get their kicks.

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Here’s a nifty little cigarette ashtray you can give as a present to your smoking friend.  It might help him quit smoking.  (might i said…)

A quit-smoking approach-with a bit of humor, too! This ashtray looks like a set of lungs, complete with bronchia. When a cigarette is placed on the edge of the “lungs,” you hear a realistic, hacking cough or a burning scream. Sounds are also activated by light and motion! It’s a comical, lighthearted way to encourage smokers to quit.

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