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Here’s a funny Simpson’s video, watch to find out who he votes for.

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Here’s a funny story about a guy who uses his remote desktop software on his stolen laptop to catch the thief.  While doing so, he had do endure lots of porn, which what the thief was watching mostly.

Of course, the laptop won’t ever be the same anymore, I’d at least dismantle that keyboard and painted over with clearcoat.

It was kind of frustrating because he was mostly using it to watch porn. I couldn’t get any information on him.

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Here’s remote desktop software I use from LogMeIn, it’s free and works well with Firefox.

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Here’s Microsoft’s latest “I am a PC” ad and I think we could have replaced “I am a human” for “I am a PC” here.

Oh yeah, they did forget to mention that “I am a PC and my Vista sucks” and that the ad itself was made on a Mac.

Well, at first I thought this was for real but then I realized the truck’s shadow shows that this truck is actually being towed so person in the video is STUPID.  (dumb…dumb…dumb narrator, she’s forgot to pass the truck…hello!  try going 85MPH please!)

enjoy~

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Here’s a fun DIY on how to make a bacon princess tiara out of bacon.  Now, can we eat this after we make it?

It’s not as simple as it looks so be prepared to dig into this if you want one for yourself.

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If you are into weird phones, you will definitely love this High Heel Phone.

Simply set this phone along with your other phones and if someone needs to use the phone, tell them that you gotta wear one of your pink high heels to use it.

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Although this is just a joke, this Cat Carrier should receive an award for the world’s most in-human cat carrier.  Everything looks fine except I don’t think the cat will appreciate a dildo up her/his arse and the head cap which probably break the cat’s head more than hold it.

Of course, if you really hate cats, you can immerse yourself with Cat Arse Sharpener and the Cat Paw.

There’s the Emily Strange Cat Shadow Digital Watch too while you are at it.

Don’t worry, I’m sure the cat isn’t in much pain, it’s perfectly humane.  They’ll love getting to travel more with the family.  You could even take your cat outside with you for a nice summer day and not have to worry about it causing any mischief.  According to Dr. Malmes Dobson it will “mold your special cat into the well-mannered creature God intended.”  Sounds perfectly safe to me, I don’t see where a design such as this could possibly go wrong.  If only this product were one you could snatch up in stores.  Sadly no such luck as of now.

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Well, maybe McCain didn’t make all his money to buy 7 houses and 13 cars just from being a politician all his life, but it’s true, McCain can hardly remember how many houses he owns.  (I don’t blame him, he’s at that age…)

In contrast, Barrack Obama owns 1 Ford Escape Hybrid.

For rich people, McCain might be the right pick but for everyone else and the majority of people, I think Barrack Obama will server us better, not because he’s got only 1 car, because at least he can clearly remember how many homes and cars he has.

I think voting for McCain for President would be like putting an almost-dead guy on the bench, can we get someone who’s not going to die on the job PLEASE from heart attacks?

Okay, that’s my 2 cents on politicians today.

McCain owns a 2004 Cadillac CTS as his daily driver, and it gets less interesting from there. Rounding out the Maverick’s sizable stable is a 2005 VW convertible, a 2001 Honda sedan, a 2007 Ford pickup, a 2008 Wrangler, a 2000 Lincoln, a 2001 GMC SUV, three 2000 NEV Gem electric cars, and a vintage 1960 Willys Jeep.

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Here’s easyhome.com, who’s using Americans as BS to market their Sony 52″ HD LCD TVs.

As an American, I don’t mind this at all, I think it’s rather funny and hilarious that a company would use prejudice to sell them.

But I think I know the reasons why this happened.

If you go back to one of the episodes on South Park where everyone’s yelling, “I hate Canada”, I think that kinda explains it.  Although South Park may be funny and supposed to be only comedy, those hate-Canada episodes really bothered me as I feel it was complete, utter prejudice/racism against Canadian people.

In the end, I did ask couple of my Canadian friends what they though of it, and they didn’t care, they said it was funny so…

You know what though, they should have really put Bush and called him a “miserable failure” or put one of those signs, “Someone give Bush a blowjob so we can impeach him!”.  (Now that would get ALL the anti-Bush supporters in America to buy an HDTV from the Canadian website)

The above pic is a splash screen you can see when visiting Canadian electronics and appliance retailer Easyhome, notifying visitors of a four-day sale. Depicted on the Sony TV in front of the American flag is a politician flashing pearly whites and a double-thumbed “This guy!” Beneath him is the none-too-veiled message “Even BS looks good on a 52-inch HD LCD TV.” Maybe so, Canada, but some think it’s even better with the volume all the way down.

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