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These blow sensitive LED candles are perfect for any birthday parties without all the smoke and gunk.

- Magical digital LED Candle
- Shake to light up
- Blow to put out (turn off)
- Powered by 3 x LR44/AG13 batteries (included)
- Comes in various LED colors (candle body is always white)

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This USB Stealth switch allows you to fully utilize your work time hours for IMing, games, and more while your boss thinks you are working so hard.  Why work so much when you are working for someone else’s gain?

Perform actions like an office ninja with a simple foot pedal that plugs into any USB port!
Just keep it hidden under your desk and you will be free to perform private actions, and switch back to work documents with a simple foot movement!

The Stealth Switch is supplied with a PS2 adapter (old style mouse port) for computers without a spare usb port.

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No Smoking Ashtrays can actually make you smoke more.  The one above can be had for $14.99 over at 1ofaKindStuff.com.

Of course, this one is a little more discreet.  I think as long as you place the cigarettes outside the red paint, you are good to go.  This one is a little cheaper at $8.99 over at gadgetgoodies.com.

But yes, both No Smoking ashtrays would make a great gift for your fellow smoker friend without looking like you promote his/her habits.

Add some flesh to your home by getting one of these ridiculously cool Barcode Doormats.

You, for one, will welcome your Robot Overlords by doing some of the work well in advance. Place this stylish doormat in front of your domicile to show you are open and happy to be included in the first generation of capitulators.

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Do you have enemies you need to voodootize?  Well, here’s a simple solution, an Ouch “Voodoo” Toothpick Holder where you can pick on the doll with toothpicks.

Even without the Voodoo effects, you can probably get some of that stress out during your breaks.

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Here’s an innovative way to market your keyboard.  Save money by not printing the characters and market them by telling people this empty keyboard will help you become a Touch Typist.

Lol…regardless, it’s a great product.

Their marketing statement:

Whether learning to touch-type or already a touch typist, within a few weeks, you will memorize the character locations and you will be touch-typing like a pro without looking at the keys. It works each and every time. If you want to take your typing skills to the next level, Das Keyboard Ultimate is the keyboard for you.

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If you thought humping USB dog was too x-rated, here’s a slightly more G-rated version, a Crunching dog USB that does sit-ups.

They’ve got the Dalmation, Beagle, and Labrader USB dogs, all with a six-pack.

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Here’s a soap that looks like a mouse and let’s you clean yourself in the shower without doing all that clicking.  You might want to consider this as a gift for your uber-geeky friends.

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If you are into Pyro-geek or simply need a time bomb to wake you up in the morning, we got the perfect Time Bomb Alarm Clock that will do the job without exploding on you.

It is easy to set the time and alarm, then to view the time simply press down on the ‘bomb’ and it reveals a digital display (cleverly projected from inside the bomb). When sleepy time is sadly over, just pull the fuse to stop that outrageous noise!

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