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Get the Connect-A-Desk, a laptop holder that lets you type on your laptop while standing up or walking around.

Connect-A-Desk is the laptop desk that connects to you so that you can use your laptop anywhere while on your feet. The Connect-A-Desk laptop harness & desk system makes any laptop truly mobile. Taking notes with a full size keyboard while having the ability to move around can be of great value to almost any laptop user. Protect your laptop or tablet pc from being dropped while improving performance with the Connect-A-Desk. See a video demonstration at connect-a-desk.com.

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Love Dachshund?  Here’s a set of Dachshund salt and pepper shakers to show your passion for your doggies.

Our dachshund shakers bring delight to the dinner table with their unique, elongated design. The dachshund parts pull off for easy filling. Salt and pepper dispense from the “tail” ends. Rubber and stainless steel. 4″ long.

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Do you have a fettish with old school technology?  Here’s a dial phone watch to make you look super old school.  It’s not cheap but at $80, it’s a good investment for your great looks.

This watch is gimmicky but it’s also completely brilliant. Dial 117 and the watch will speak the time to you. Dial the wrong number and you get the message, “We are sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check and call again.” The alarm is a wake-up call. The only problem with this is people will ask you for the time all the time just to get their kicks.

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Here’s a nifty little cigarette ashtray you can give as a present to your smoking friend.  It might help him quit smoking.  (might i said…)

A quit-smoking approach-with a bit of humor, too! This ashtray looks like a set of lungs, complete with bronchia. When a cigarette is placed on the edge of the “lungs,” you hear a realistic, hacking cough or a burning scream. Sounds are also activated by light and motion! It’s a comical, lighthearted way to encourage smokers to quit.

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Check out this portable cardboard crap you can carry around so you can use it as stool and a shit box at your next ball game.

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Yo, here’s cake to celebrate your anniversary with internet dating cake, that is if you’ve met your lover online.

This couple decided to take the advent of their Internet-meeting and eventual wedding to the ultimate level by baking two laptop-shaped wedding cakes, attaching their profiles to the screens, and even connecting them together with a candy ethernet cable with hearts on the plugs. Pretty “sweet” way to proclaim your digital love.

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With the fartmaster keychain, you can finally let your friends know how you feel about something without creating any bad smells.

Fartmaster and Burpmaster key chains leave everyone laughing and wondering, “who done it?” Six realistic gaseous sounds are digitally reproduced at the push of a button. Plastic case has metal “O” ring attached for keys.

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The Beer Belly drinking set goes perfectly to match your natural beer gut and also let you pack that beer conspicuosly without anything knowing you have a “real” beer gut.

The Beerbelly comes with the sling, and the bladder. The sling is designed to fit up users up to 6′8″ and up to a 40″ waist. Made of neoprene, the sling insulates and feels like skin to the touch under your clothes. The bladder holds up to 80oz. of your beverage of choice and fits in a custom shaped pouch in the sling . When worn under your clothes you just look like a dude with a beerbelly. You can use the Beerbelly to hold either cold or hot beverages. The bladder has a wide mouth opening for adding ice for Margaritas, and to simplify cleaning.

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Don’t drink out of the toilet!   This one’s okay though.

“Don’t drink out of the…” Oh well, in this case it’s OK. Our pet water bowl is a real conversation piece-guests will surely be amused when Fido quenches his thirst in the “commode”! It’s easy to use: Just place a filled, 2-liter plastic bottle (not included) into the “tank” and watch as gravity forces fresh water into the “bowl.” Bowl fills as needed.

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