Anyone looking for a stress relieving tool may be interested in taking a looking this stress reliving putty, it has been named the Thinking Persons Putty or the Smart Mass Think Putty. However, whatever you call it this toy like stuff is more likely to create stress rather than relieve it, especially if starts being mixed up with other things.

Features of the smart mass thinking putty:

•It Bounces!

•It Stretches, Contorts & Squishes !

•It lifts comics! (as any self-respecting putty would)

•It Shears & Tears !

•It Even Shatters !!!

•It Drips From Ceilings

•Sunburst (new!) – A Hypercolor! Heat sensitive putty. Jumpstart your day with some sunshine! Vibrant orange shifts into an awakening yellow with the touch of your hands or warmth from your coffee mug. Starts out Orange.

•Twilight (new!) – A Hypercolor! Heat sensitive putty. Just as an evening sky melts into the dark of night, this putty’s deep purple color disappears with a touch to reveal a fluorescent blue complexion.

•Martian Sea – A color shifter that swirls deep clay reds and orange with a yellow to green sheen depending on the light.

•Dark Matter – A swirling mass of matte black. Your very own personal, warpable, black hole. Has magnetic properties: pull out a thin strand of dark matter and hold it near a magnet!

•Solar Blue – A very soothing and energetic, vibrant blue. Intoxicating. Cosmically rapturous

•Oil Slick – A color shifter, Oil slick will look different in different lighting. From golds and yellow to pinks and emerald greens all swirling intelligently…

•Atomic Bronze – Lustrous comes to mind. Atomic bronze sparkles and commands attention. Your very own precious metal. Looks similar to Martian Sea, but has a much more metallic sheen to it.

•Atmosphere – Another color shifter. Atmosphere will morph into Cerulean highlights and features rich deep purples. A veritable alien, breathing, living atmosphere…

•Alien Ooze (glows!) – Military grade phosphors power this extremely powerful glowing mass. Charges in light or through UV sources. Amazingly bright when glowing. Ghost like when not performing

Priced at $9.99

Source [Think Geek]