It is the season to be jolly
The one thing that sad and lonely people love about the festive season is the “Mistletoe” effect, this means they have to find the mistletoe and just stand directly underneath it for hours if necessary.
With this thing they carry their own mistletoe around with then, stuck to their head no less.
It is just not going to work is it?
Features – It’s an attractive arrangement of faux mistletoe attached to a suction cup. When you affix the suction cup to your forehead, the mistletoe is perfectly positioned to dangle above your head. As you roam the room, members of the opposite sex will have no choice but to give you a holiday kiss. They have to do it… it says so in the Bible! Get your breath mints out, slick back your hair, and prepare your lips for some yuletide puckerin’. Priced at $8.99.
Source [Stupid]
