Hit the insult button
This is the sort of thing that you need when you are working in a stressful environment. When things get just a little bit too much for you, then just hit the button and get the insult out of the way. Then you will be ready to get on with the rest of the day.
Product Features
If you are not easily offended, this button may be for you.
A few customers got more than their money’s worth and felt it was too insulting.
Just press this big, red button and it’ll light up and spew out a put down.
Keep it handy because where you work, you never know when someone will say something stupid!
Phrases Include:
You have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?
She’s got more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book.
Are you always an ass or is today just a special occassion?
You’re depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
You’re about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat’s @$$”
Priced at $12.93
Source [Amazon]














