Yey, we just got banned officially from StumbleUpon, it took them a long freakin’ time to do so. (at least the Digg guys were a little bit smarter)

So, what are we going to do? Nothing, we weren’t getting that much traffic from SU anyways. (at least lately, that’s why we are sellin’ off all our 300+ SU accounts, that’s right folks, we “control” the black market of SU, even SU engineers can’t figure it out because we are good hackers)

How to do this?

Basically, we make around 20-30 new accounts every week and get everyone at Zedomax to stumble like crazy.

We will tell you all about how to hack SU soon.

The weird thing is? We actually “helped” StumbleUpon grow like crazy with all our 1 Million+ stumbles. Every time we stumble, we are helping SU get more traffic. But I guess they made $60 million off eBay and we got nothing for helpin’. (At least help us sell some accounts for God sakes!)

We got in there before all those bloggers even knew about stumbling and helped them grow but in return we get our site banned.

It’s okay though, we are not bitter, SU people “were” better than Digg guys. They don’t totally ban you like Digg’s Kevin dictatorship BS.

That’s right folks, if you feel bitter about someone who just whopped your asses for last 2 years or so and made you see zedomax.com on SU, I apologize, SU was never hacker-proof. Always blame on the developer, not the hacker! :p

Boom shakalaka baby, we whopped your asses for too long, now we are gonna ban you too.

It’s actually great that we got banned today, it will be an honorable day to remember as a professional hacker. We got more traffic than the whole last month because of this incident.

Anyways, we will be posting more great posts instead of us rambling about our web hacks.

If you like to fool around with people’s minds, then this is what you need to get and fast before they fly away!

These flies look as if they are eating your hand away, but in fact are rings that slip over your finger and look very much like the real thing. There are loads of applications that this could be used for; they are especially good when you are serving up food!

Source [Coolest Gadgets]

Phones can be a great tool, they allow us to keep in touch and communicate with other people etc, so why would you want to make a meal out of it?

This is the turkey dinner phone, which would look ok in the kitchen or maybe even a restaurant, but it is really funny and imagine it ringing during dinner.

Source [Gadettastic]

There are some crazy people out there who put things like this together, but they never really make it past the prototype stage, normally because these inventors are considered to be mad.

But here we can see a practical working pair of motorised shoes; they are powered by Lithium Ion batteries and can reach speeds of up to 13.5 mph! No mention of how long the batteries last, and besides what happens if one battery runs down before the other? Do you end up going round in circles?

Priced at around $600

Source [Gadgettastic]

In a recent encounter with StumbleUpon’s banning of 20 accounts in our network, we have conjured up a little bit of something we read in a book by Guy Kawasaki, “How to drive your competition crazy.” In the book, there’s an example of how Ben & Jerry’s turned a law-suit into an hilarious marketing victory.

Here’s our version on StumbleUpon’s latest diplomatic policies:

Do you think the Stumbleboy is afraid of two guys working in a rented apartment of 800 square feet?

Do you think the Stumbleboy is afraid he’s only going to make $61.3 million in profits instead of $61.8 million?

Do you think that maybe the Stumbleboy is afraid of the American Dream?

We only want to make the most fun site and let people of the internet make their choice on the internet, where guys like us can compete with guys like the Stumbleboy.

Next time you are surfing the web, uninstall that hideous looking 50 pixel StumbleUpon toolbar that takes up too much of your browser space and start using “extension-less” SiteHoppin. Because to tell you the truth, that’s what the Stumbleboy is really afraid of.

What a great idea! No more hunting around for that dirty old spoon or fork, this will is virtually a life saver when you think of all the bacteria that are all around the office these days.

These eating tools work in conjunction with your ball point pens, this makes it easier to eat with and handle the food properly without getting it all down your clothes!

Source [Pop Gadget]

Just when we thought that there was nothing else that could have an (i) placed before it, Aquallusion come out with the iTube.

Features:

Multi-sensory
360° Acoustic Sound
Visual Effects
Aroma Therapy
Multi Colour Changing
No H2O
No Bacteria
No Heat Build-up
Energy Saving 12v System

Item Specifications:

30″ Tall
4″ OD
Acrylic Tubing
Optical Lenz
UL Listed Fan Blower and LED light system.
List Price: $249.00
Multi functional built-in audio sync.
Change mode via remote-control

Priced at $249

Source [Aquallusion]

This just has to be the ultimate in computing comfort, whether you are a gamer or just work from your computer desk all day long, this is the one for you.

They call it the Nex Sys Corner V1 and as you would expect from a specialist piece of equipment like this, the whole thing has been built by hand and there is a place for everything that you would need.

Priced at $1,700

Source [Gadgettastic]

No office should be without this USB powered mouse, you can work happily away and have the occasional peek at whatever site you may wish, like FaceBook or an online game.

But should the boss come along, then it only take one click of the small red button and this will minimize all of the applications, leaving the desk top visible, not only is this very cool, it could also save you your job.

Priced at $24

Source [New Launches]

These are scary speakers, and to add even more scariness into the mixture, they glow too!

But although they may look scary, these are serious speakers, which will just as well as any other speaker if not better; unfortunately there are no details on the price etc.

Source [Techna Bob]